OK, this is my "Quoties" box, where I will be displaying a quote a day. (If I can remember.) God knows I have a 900 page list of quotes, but I would also appreciate new quotes for my personal list! (I may even display them here!)If you like a quote, you are free to use it as your tagline. (So if you submit a quote, people might use it. Just saying!) If there isn't enough room, I will delete the oldest quote, so if you like one, save it to your computer!
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have ONE DOLLAR."-Squidward
Kidd: So, J.C., do you think you've been naughty or nice this year? J.C.: I think I've been very nice this year. Kidd: Hmm. Interesting. J.C.: What? Kidd: Maybe Santa will bring you a big box of self-awareness this year.
"Always be yourself...unless you SUCK."
"My mommy said I was special, and then she called me Ed, which I thought was funny, since my name is Sarah."-Me
Andrea: So, Sarah, what do you want to be when you grow up? Sarah: Well, I wanted to be a Ninja Sniper Fire Penguin, but I think you have to go to college for a long time to do that, so I might just be something easy, like a doctor.
"There are only two kinds of people in this world. People who love penguins, and people who are NAZIS!"
Charlie Brown: The whole world is filled with HATRED! Schroeder: Do you really think that's true, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I KNOW it's true! The whole world hates ME!
"Whenever I start feeling down, I stop feeling down and BE AWESOME. True story."
"Being an author is the closest you can get to schizophrenia without being locked up."
"Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schiztophrenic and so am I."
"You may hate animals, but remember this! Zoos without animals, would only have AIR... TRUTH."-Zachary Quinto's character in Off Centre
"Saying "I'm sorry" is the same as saying "I apologize." Except at a funeral." -Demetri Martin
"Is your memory letting you down? And how about your memory, is that letting you down?"
"HE WAS EFFIN GORGEMOUS!"
"And I will be immortalized in writing, until everyone forgets about it."-My mom
"Alright guys, that was good. Now this time let's take the suck out of it."- 's loving theatre community
"Yo momma's so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it!"- I don't know who came up with it, but it's an excellent insult to an avid manga/anime fan
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."- G. K. Chesterton
"This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED DARKNESS."-Spongebob
"I may have short term memory loss, but it could be worse. I could have short term memory loss."
"You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
"You know what? I need to just stop procrasinating and join a club. I really do." "Okay then, do it. Sounds good." "OH YEAH, SARAH, WITH ALL MY FREE TIME."-Me and my mom, who's arguing with herself again.
*runs into wall* "Ow!" *runs into wall second time* "OW!" *run into wall third time* "HELP I'M LOST!"
"Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls."
"Every time I get depressed, I cut myself... ANOTHER SLICE OF PIE!"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them have to drown too?"
"Friends are like potatoes; when you eat them, they die."
"I used to smoke when I was a baby, but don't tell my mom!"- this four-year-old I know... |
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I'm Soundwave in the G1 Crew on DA
I'm Shockwave/Longarm in the TFA Crew on DA
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I am a freelance graphic designer -- my skills are many and my capabilities are wide. This alone proves my worth as a designer and an artist. I live in Columbus, Ohio and do design for local bands, venues, and clothing companies.
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"After I moved to the country, I realized that a possum walking through a corn field at night sounds exactly like three men with an axe."
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~Go check them out! All the cool kids are doing it.~
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"After I moved to the country, I realized that a possum walking through a corn field at night sounds exactly like three men with an axe."
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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"After I moved to the country, I realized that a possum walking through a corn field at night sounds exactly like three men with an axe."
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Gibbs: McGee -- less talk more of the computer chip doo-da.
McGee: McGee with the doo-da.
Fornell: Doo-da?
Gibbs: Yeah, it's a computer term.you wouldn't understand.
school= practice for the future
practice= perfection
nobody's perfect so why practice?
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"After I moved to the country, I realized that a possum walking through a corn field at night sounds exactly like three men with an axe."
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Pay your respects to those who earned it, then bow with your fingers crossed to those who havent.
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